Hail To The Dazzling Docket – Unknown




(To the tune of “The Victors,” the University of Michigan fight song)

Hail to the dazzling Docket,
We’re having fun, don’t knock it,
We’ve won no Pulitzer,
But wait till next year …
We thrive on vicious rumor,
Lies, and delicious humor,
“Don’t load those bullets, sir:
We hold our lives quite dear”!
Hail to the dazzling Docket,
Newsboys are proud to hawk it:
“Extra! Read all about (it):
Law rag still thrives!”
Our staff is proud and regal,
Most stuff we write is legal:
Hail to the Docket staff – –
The Spirit still survives.